You can have your pick of metaphors for .83: how about shuttered liquor stores and fresh booze aisles in the supermarket? Or maybe an indoor firepit whose main power is to melt the ice in your drink? Or something like bikes being carried down three flights of steps and then ridden straight up cliff-like hills?
But the one I think does a particularly fine job of capturing the spirit of the thing is how, in order to locate the hole in your tube, you’ve got to pump the shit out of it until it looks like some sort of hilarious donut hula hoop and that’s when you find what you’re looking for.
After all, many is the time the ride doesn’t really get started until things have been pumped up beyond all recognition so to speak and even though last night’s shenanigans never, (for me, at least), attained that transcendent level of overinflation, they were, in a word, sufficiently expanded that I could feel the telling whisper of air that lets you know the mystery’s been solved and you’ll be able to patch things up for another turn of the wheel in days to come.
Plus, as we stood en masse overlooking our fair city from the eastern slopes of Magnolia, there was that toddler ginger on his two-wheeler roaring dangerously around the cliff edges of the park again and again as if auditioning for admission to the drunken bike gang circa 2032 or so.
Alternately, I imagined that the little freckle-faced dude was actually our lord and master, the exalted reborn lama, showing us the way it’s done—albeit in a bodily form unrecognizable to normal perceptions.
But that’s the whole point, isn’t it? Getting to see what you usually don’t see, even if it requires you to go beyond the usual modes of observation.
And if that means you’ve got to risk the blowout in your face that deafens you, so be it, metaphorically speaking.